I Didn't Know...

I am old.

I didn't think I was all that old, but apparently someone does. I have received multiple offers from AARP including but not limited to health, life and auto insurance for folks over 50. Today I even received an offer for "FREE Pre-Paid Cremation." (I'm not sure how that works, honestly. How do you pre-pay for something that's free? Or is it just free to pre-pay?... Would there be a fee to pre-pay for cremation normally?) I didn't know I needed to worry about cremation right now. I guess I'm so old that I might just kick the bucket any day and Branden won't know what to do with my remains because I haven't pre-paid for my free cremation.

I was kind of planning on living for a while longer... Does AARP know something I don't know?